This squirrel stores secrets, caffeine, and maybe a minor vendetta.
Nuts Remix is full-throttle forest energy, now with 100% more corduroy. Tan up top, safety-cone orange bill, electric blue mesh party in the back. This hat screams “I’m fine” in a way that says absolutely nothing is fine—and we’re into it.
It’s wired. It’s wild. It’s one acorn away from total chaos.
Patch word: NUTS
Mood: Red Bull with fur.
Fit: Slightly twitchy, suspiciously perfect.
One wrong look and he’ll chase you across the yard. You’ve been warned.
Style: 101-2598